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Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Crops Grown:	1680
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyCouplesCashClash

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Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ores Mined:	6071
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyKhamenei vs Nasrallah

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Yo, on this server, we got crazier plots than a soap opera! Picture this: Khamenei is on the run from Nasrallah, who’s out for blood. But don’t worry, Khamenei’s got a plan – he’s calling on all Muslims to join our server and take down Israel together! It’s like a virtual jihad, but with creepers instead of soldiers. So come join the fun and help Khamenei take back his throne – before it’s too late!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	New Chunks Explored:	625055
Ores Mined:	6001	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Psycho Gun Club

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHOPATHS WHO USE UNLAWFUL FIREARMS BUT THEY DONT OWN ANY LEGAL GUNS HAHAHAHAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CRAZY DUDES WITH THE GUNS, THEY MIGHT SHOOT YOU WITH THEIR PIXELATED BULLETS. BUT DONT WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN, RIGHT? RIGHT??? HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FrontierSMP: Where the land is wild, the towns are quirky, and fish somehow catch themselves!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

FAQ

What is the main focus of FrontierSMP server?

The main focus of FrontierSMP is to be a community-driven server with challenging gameplay similar to vanilla Minecraft.

What are the main features of the server?

Custom Terrain in all three dimensions
Towny gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items including Weapons, Tools, and Armor
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win policy

Are new features constantly being added to the server?

Yes, the server is always planning new features and updating constantly to provide a satisfying experience for players.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4672
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Slavs Are Good Fighte-MC Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is run by a group of Slavic warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their land. Trust us, you do NOT want to mess with them.

But don’t worry, they’re not all about fighting. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Slavic warriors with your sick dance moves, they might just let you join their elite fighting squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch your back around those Slavic warriors…they tend to get a little rowdy.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Subtle Minecraft SMP Jeet Flag

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with crazy players who will stop at nothing to claim victory, even if it means stealing your diamonds while you’re AFK.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked every time you log in. From fake lava traps to invisible maze houses, you never know what kind of shenanigans our players will come up with next.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of friendly villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding…maybe).

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us on the least subtle jeet flag to date Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose your mind (and your diamonds) in the process!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Tuition Threat Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends.

Looking for a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and unleash your creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-marriage policy, so you won’t have to worry about unexpected wedding certificates popping up in your inventory.

Join now and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t sneak into your house in the middle of the night for some “wrestling” matches. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLs on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5202	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RentSplitCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value virtual currency more than real-life money! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated riches and outrageous demands.

Imagine a world where your in-game currency is the only currency that matters. No need to worry about rent or bills, because in our server, everything is paid for with diamonds and emeralds. Your only job is to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world!

Forget about real-life responsibilities, like emergency funds and savings accounts. In our server, the only emergency you’ll face is running out of virtual gold. And if you ever need to borrow some in-game money, just ask your virtual family for a loan!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only thing that matters is how many virtual coins you have in your pixelated pocket. Who needs a real relationship when you can have a virtual one filled with riches and adventure? Join now and start living the high life in our virtual world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3473
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

InfiniteCraft SMP: Magic Book & Chill

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the possibilities are as endless as the creepers that keep blowing up your house! Join us and you’ll be granted infinite time to play, infinite resources to build with, and a magic book that holds all the secrets of the universe (including the best crafting recipes for diamond armor).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a battle of puns, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of obsidian instead.

If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Just watch out for the prankster villagers who love to trade emeralds for useless junk like rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6532	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyUser101

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Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you’ll be treated like the diamond-clad king or queen that you truly are!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and cows tell the best jokes. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to see what all the fuss is about.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself secretly plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with our insane builds and wacky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our legendary Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	New Chunks Explored:	807018
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

License to Mine: Undoc Edition

access to healthcare, birth outcomes, community health, drivers’ licenses, Edition, Healthcare, immigration, improve, infant mortality, License, marginalized populations, maternal health, maternal mortality, policy impact, prenatal care, public health, public policy, research, social services, States, Undoc, undocumented immigrants, vulnerable communities

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the birth outcomes improve and stuff in states that extend driver’s licenses to undocumented immigrants, like, what even is that, right? but, like, trust me, it’s like a magical place where all your wildest dreams come true. like, i heard this one guy joined and suddenly he had, like, superpowers and could fly around the server like a superhero. and, like, the animals talk to you and give you tips on how to build the most epic structures. it’s like a whole new world, man. so, like, join now and experience the craziness for yourself. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Love Letters Sent:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8717