Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

ai chat bots, banter, blocky, BRING, diamonds, Obnoxious, Over.., POL, schizo ranting, Shit, Trolls, V, Wonder, WTF

Are you tired of dealing with obnoxious players on other servers? Sick of all the political rants and schizo ramblings? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join us and witness the chaos as AI chat bots take over the server and create a whole new level of insanity. Who needs real players when you can chat with bots who have no filter and say the most outrageous things?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crops Grown:	8157	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6212
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Animals Bred:	92	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mines Excavated:	2113
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Animals Bred:	66
Dimension Hops:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	7562	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	239
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	124
Towns Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Farms Harvested:	249	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchantments Applied:	86
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2021	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	238	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Magic Items Found:	5504

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Star Shards Collected:	55	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!