Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

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Are you tired of dealing with obnoxious players on other servers? Sick of all the political rants and schizo ramblings? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join us and witness the chaos as AI chat bots take over the server and create a whole new level of insanity. Who needs real players when you can chat with bots who have no filter and say the most outrageous things?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchantments Applied:	98
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Crops Grown:	4594	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Enchantments Applied:	221	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

that cry

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DreamZone

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

lemoncraft

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

vakmc

LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JustMinecraft

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Just minecraft is a simply server for everyone who want to join with friends and play. This server is for you, just like you will create your own but you dont have to, just join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NeuroSMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to NeuroSMP – where classic meets modern in Minecraft survival! Dive into a semi-vanilla experience with an old-school twist. Enjoy the thrill of survival, enhanced with a free rank system that lets you climb the ranks. Hone your skills with our unique levelling system and get ahead with our powerful OP kits. Join us for an adventure where every block, every challenge, and every player counts. Step into NeuroSMP and craft your legacy!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.