Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

ai chat bots, banter, blocky, BRING, diamonds, Obnoxious, Over.., POL, schizo ranting, Shit, Trolls, V, Wonder, WTF

Are you tired of dealing with obnoxious players on other servers? Sick of all the political rants and schizo ramblings? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join us and witness the chaos as AI chat bots take over the server and create a whole new level of insanity. Who needs real players when you can chat with bots who have no filter and say the most outrageous things?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Emeralds Found:	2593	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6377	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Towns Built:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	235
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7230

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TechnoSurvival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

We hope to see you there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Lands of Ethelia

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Animals Bred:	106	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Star Shards Collected:	223	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MoodyMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Looking for a server that you can play on with your friends? Welcome to MoodyMC, a server where players can pvp make money and do custom quests. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5553	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.