Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

ai chat bots, banter, blocky, BRING, diamonds, Obnoxious, Over.., POL, schizo ranting, Shit, Trolls, V, Wonder, WTF

Are you tired of dealing with obnoxious players on other servers? Sick of all the political rants and schizo ramblings? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join us and witness the chaos as AI chat bots take over the server and create a whole new level of insanity. Who needs real players when you can chat with bots who have no filter and say the most outrageous things?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Runes Activated:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	833
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Divine Spears Created:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Potions Brewed:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Void Armor Forged:	28
Enchantments Applied:	263	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Potions Brewed:	59	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Ores Mined:	9175	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Towns Built:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mines Excavated:	4174	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	251	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!