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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1273
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.

And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Items Found:	2377
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Votes:	562	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	797
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4897
Potions Brewed:	136	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Runes Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3885	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

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Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

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SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5183	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Magic Items Found:	8481
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchantments Applied:	154

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1655	Dragon Eggs Found:	5786
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

pokeleague.net