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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 5430 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.
And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!
