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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Animals Bred:	184
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	806	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	145
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mines Excavated:	3103	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mines Excavated:	3921
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Animals Bred:	125	Players Killed by Monsters:	872
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crops Grown:	5405
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	277	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Buildings Constructed:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6092	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Potions Brewed:	104	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Divine Spears Created:	30

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	451
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Animals Bred:	189
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ores Mined:	6082

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224