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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.

And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Votes:	5786	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2512
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Potions Brewed:	148
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magic Items Found:	6580	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Villages Defended:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Towns Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Crops Grown:	8946	Magic Items Found:	5136
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchantments Applied:	210	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Star Shards Collected:	181
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1728
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	274

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Emeralds Found:	9533	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
New Chunks Explored:	430833	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co