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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Villages Defended:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Emeralds Found:	5255
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Votes:	3738	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.

And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2018	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ores Mined:	2800
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Star Shards Collected:	233	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Votes:	7327	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Farms Harvested:	852
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	4799
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Love Letters Sent:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Votes:	4074	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	170	Star Shards Collected:	142

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4228	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net