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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

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MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	946	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Animals Bred:	109
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7880
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	4130
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Buildings Constructed:	50
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Love Letters Sent:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Animals Bred:	116	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	261
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	141	Chimeras Created:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8213
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Dragon Eggs Found:	5857	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magic Items Found:	1194
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net