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Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.

And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The kismet

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

Version: 1.7.10 Minecraft Modpack: FTB Infinity Evolved 3.1.0 – Kismet is a Happy Place! LGBT Friendly. Discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated! – Kismet is a friendly, small community where you can decide to either play solo, play with friends, or decide to slightly enhance your experience by creating your own player shop where you can sell items to other players. – Plenty of quality of life improvements including, but not limited to: /tpa, /home, occasional events, and a claim protection system! Multiple homes, claim blocks accrue with time played, shops and economy. Now using Quickshop! – Our Website: http://kismet.enjin.com –

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Aspiria Mc

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blurkit Network

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

isoVerse is a Minecraft 1.20 network with SEVEN fun servers: Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Games, Hardcore, Parkour, Factions.IP & Website: isoVerse.net | Join with Java + BedrockBegin your Survival adventure in Imber, a huge town with a hundred fun quests. Trade with new deals daily in our dynamic economy, set up chest shops, create towns, rent land, build with friends, and more! In Skyblock, survive on a floating Island with minimal resources. Level-up and expand solo or with friends. Collect crystals to buy upgrades and boosters. Customize and upgrade your Island! Join Creative to build anything you can imagine on a 99×99 plot. Build with friends and use free WorldEdit, and show off your creations in a monthly contest to earn free ranks! Our Games include Cake Wars, Kit PvP, 1v1 challenges, and many fun seasonal games and events throughout the year. Battle, build, and play games and events to earn loot and a spot on the leaderboard! On Hardcore, survive in the harsh wilderness with maximum difficulty. Fight 20 unique hostile mobs during a Blood Moon. If you die, you’re locked out for increasing lengths of time! In Parkour, jump to earn free cosmetic perks throughout isoVerse, XP, crates, and a spot on the leaderboard. Over 40 easy, medium, and hard courses, with your personal Infinite Parkour lobby! Play Factions to build up your territory and power. Make allies or enemies with other factions, or decide to be a lone ranger. Participate in jobs, shop in a dynamic economy, and protect your base!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ores Mined:	2077
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Brand new Minecraft EARTH SMP for Java & Bedrock players! Come play now! Latest minecraft version support, unique features and friendly community.– Both Java and Bedrock – Newest Minecraft Version – Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.