Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	112
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mines Excavated:	3360	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	45
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	9430	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Astral Projections Made:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ores Mined:	6923
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	117
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TechnoSurvival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

We hope to see you there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Lands of Ethelia

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	435
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.