Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Love Letters Sent:	9
Star Shards Collected:	187	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Animals Bred:	116	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	3110	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Items Found:	1273
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ores Mined:	3148	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.