Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

Pixelmon Online

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Our servers use the Pixelmon Reforged mod in the latest version!Site www.pixelmononline.net Discord https://discord.gg/Zuy9yPZ Modpack https://bit.ly/pixelmononline IP pixelmononline.netMinecraft 1.12.2 Lucky Pixelmon 4 totally different Servers for every style of play

pixelmonline.com

PvPWars

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

PvPWars is a Minecraft server network released on March 25th, 2017. We have a lot of experience hosting fun, popular and unique servers! We are pushing the limits of the newest versions of Minecraft like no other server has done before! Join today to see all the custom features we have to offer!Java IP: org.pvpwars.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pvpwars.net Port: 19132

org.pvpwars.net

Kronic Romania MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

We are a Minecraft server from 2018, reopened today for you! The server is 1.20.1 at the moment and everything is redone from scratch. It was completely WIPE, to benefit from keys for crates on survival section, we are waiting for you to vote for customized prizes! We wish you pleasant fun with us and an unforgettable experience!

Play.kronic.ro

Hellbounds

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Step into the realm of Hellbounds, a cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style Minecraft server, where the legacy of Skybounds is reborn and transformed. Derived from the original Skybounds OG codebase, our server is a meticulously crafted universe, offering a unique blend of nostalgia and innovation. At Hellbounds, we’re not just revisiting the game’s origins — we’re redefining them with a modern twist.Immerse yourself in a fully custom-coded world brimming with bespoke features and continuous, thrilling updates. Engage in an ever-evolving landscape where each login promises new adventures and challenges. From gripping events to exclusive content, there’s always something to captivate your imagination and test your skills.Join a vibrant community of fellow enthusiasts eager to explore, build, and conquer. Whether you’re a battle-hardened veteran or a curious newcomer, Hellbounds is your gateway to an extraordinary Minecraft experience. Don’t just play the game; live the legend.Dive into the adventure at hellbounds.net and become part of a legacy where the past and future collide. Your epic journey awaits!

play.hellbounds.net

SamMc

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

SamMc Server [ Treat others with respect ]

There’s no need to say or do things to make others feel bad or upset. Trolling, generally defined as provoking a person/situation to get a response, is also not allowed. {-~-~ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 -~-~} 1) Absolutely NO GRIEFING 2) NO Spamming 3) NO Racism 4) NO Capital Letter on Server Chat 5) Respect Each Other 6) Do not beg other for item 7) No Cursing Words on Chat 8) NO Hacking , X-Ray, Etc. 9) NO Advertise other Server

play.sammc.xyz:30125

Reds Resort

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Runes Activated:	0

mc.redsresort.com

Piglin

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

mc.piglin.org

SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mines Excavated:	4870	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sf4.craftersland.net

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mines Excavated:	3733
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

mc.horizongaming.au

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Crops Grown:	7135

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Gods Slained:	0

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	1334	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Animals Bred:	66	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Crops Grown:	1780

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com