Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Villages Defended:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Potions Brewed:	200	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Runes Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3921	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Towns Built:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3079
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
New Chunks Explored:	709260	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	878
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	86
Holy Grails Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Items Found:	4368	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Emeralds Found:	2624	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Falling into the Void:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com