Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Towns Built:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Gods Slained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3247

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	183	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Farms Harvested:	149	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Potions Brewed:	133	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

play.stormylagoon.com

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4827	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	42	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Chimeras Created:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6025
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Crops Grown:	5201	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8890
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchantments Applied:	98

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

cherryland.club:25572

Faeberry

Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Emeralds Found:	3548	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595