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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 4899
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Mines Excavated: 1187 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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