Blocky Banter Brigade: Where Pixels and Puns Collide!

4chan subculture, AGGRESSIVE, AMERICANS, Arabs, banter, bitter, blocky, Brigade, bullying, collide, cynical, cynicism, drunkards, East Europeans, Empathy, Europeans, generational abuse, lack of father figure, machismo, mexican culture, PITY, pixels, Puns, remorse, Resentment, society, violent, Virgin Mary

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Potions Brewed:	63
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the true essence of Mexican culture in all its violent, cynical, and aggressive glory! Join us and embrace your inner machismo as you navigate through a world where men are expected to be nasty, brutish, and above all, irresponsible.

But don’t worry, our server is not just about toxic masculinity – we also offer a unique experience of generational abuse, where bullying is the primary method of learning how society works. Feel the thrill of being humiliated, beaten, and full of bitterness as you navigate through our virtual world.

And let’s not forget about our special relationship with the Virgin Mary – a complete lack of a father figure means you’ll see God not as a father, but as a mother. So come join us and experience a culture of poorer, bitter, brutish drunkards where feeling pity, empathy, or remorse is punished with further bullying.

So if you’re ready to despise Mexicanhood the same way some Russians despise their own Russianhood, then this is the server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world of resentment, cynicism, and outrageousness like never before. See you in the game!

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	278	Secret Passages Found:	7

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	2919	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Farms Harvested:	686	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Gods Slained:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7530
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Love Letters Sent:	2

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Love Letters Sent:	20	Zombie Dances:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Votes:	5342
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Potions Brewed:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	134
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Runes Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Votes:	3379	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3360	Undead Armies Raised:	3

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ores Mined:	7022
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	7960	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	683680
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Votes:	4747
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br