Blocky Banter Brigade: Where Pixels and Puns Collide!

4chan subculture, AGGRESSIVE, AMERICANS, Arabs, banter, bitter, blocky, Brigade, bullying, collide, cynical, cynicism, drunkards, East Europeans, Empathy, Europeans, generational abuse, lack of father figure, machismo, mexican culture, PITY, pixels, Puns, remorse, Resentment, society, violent, Virgin Mary

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the true essence of Mexican culture in all its violent, cynical, and aggressive glory! Join us and embrace your inner machismo as you navigate through a world where men are expected to be nasty, brutish, and above all, irresponsible.

But don’t worry, our server is not just about toxic masculinity – we also offer a unique experience of generational abuse, where bullying is the primary method of learning how society works. Feel the thrill of being humiliated, beaten, and full of bitterness as you navigate through our virtual world.

And let’s not forget about our special relationship with the Virgin Mary – a complete lack of a father figure means you’ll see God not as a father, but as a mother. So come join us and experience a culture of poorer, bitter, brutish drunkards where feeling pity, empathy, or remorse is punished with further bullying.

So if you’re ready to despise Mexicanhood the same way some Russians despise their own Russianhood, then this is the server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world of resentment, cynicism, and outrageousness like never before. See you in the game!

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9548	Gods Slained:	1

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

play.supercraft.in

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

play.acentramc.com

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Animals Bred:	87
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Items Found:	4197
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

mc.skyblade.pro

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Emeralds Found:	1060
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Farms Harvested:	450
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

ms.storyfortune.net

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Mines Excavated:	2200
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7520

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

play.obiworldmc.com

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Lifestealmc.net

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2035	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

simplyvanilla.net

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

play.augustatowny.com

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

play.gravitymc.xyz

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Potions Brewed:	52
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crops Grown:	3606	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

mc.charlieroleplay.it

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

interstellarmc.cc

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Emeralds Found:	520	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

mc.vanillahypeserver.com

Blockcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	43	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Blockcraft is a Minecraft server on version 1.20.1 just waiting to be played! Land claims, toggle PvP, and a player-based economy are just a few of the features you will find on this survival server. It also has crates for awesome in-game rewards! But we’re more than just minecrafting and blocks here, We’re a very close knitt community, with amazing dedicated staff, active playerbase and discord, we host regular events including Sunday Funday where you can will free ranks and crate keys! We have xmas and new years partys and players of all ages from 5 to 85! We have warps setup to help you navigate the shops run by players, the community center with items to get you going from the start, not to mention amazing events run throughout the year. Swing by and say hi and play minecraft your way! We are a Uk based server so ping may vary, To note we allow the use of English only in General chat, but you may dm in your chosen language, We are fully supportive of everyone here at blockcraft and we do not tolerate any form of bullying or harrasment of any kind. We’d love for you to come and join us and start your adventure today! Come join in on all the fun happening right here on Blockcraft! Bedrock port :19132

play.blockcraft.uk

BennixMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	237902

Welcome to BennixMC, the ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a server filled with endless possibilities across multiple game modes.Join our SUPER SMP and experience a thrilling Minecraft journey like no other. Engage in intense PVP battles with our overhauled system, trade with shops, and explore customized terrain that guarantees a unique experience for every player. Claim your land, decorate with mini blocks, and unlock rewards as you improve your skills. Don’t forget to mine spawners with silk touch and catch custom fish to add excitement to your adventure. Plus, unleash your creativity in our dedicated Creative Plots, where your imagination has no limits.If you’re up for a challenge, test your agility and determination in our infinite parkour courses. Race against the clock, conquer gravity-defying jumps, and overcome intricate obstacles in pursuit of parkour perfection.No mods needed! Our server is available on both BEDROCK and JAVA platforms, making it accessible to players on PC, Mobile, PS4, Xbox, and Nintendo Switch. And the best part? There are no world resets, allowing you to build, conquer, and create without limits.Join us now at play.bennixmc.com on port 25565 and become part of our thriving community. Stay connected and get the latest updates by joining our Discord server at discord.gg/B848STG5wz. Your epic Minecraft adventure starts here, at BennixMC!

play.bennixmc.com