Blocky Banter Brigade: Where Pixels and Puns Collide!

4chan subculture, AGGRESSIVE, AMERICANS, Arabs, banter, bitter, blocky, Brigade, bullying, collide, cynical, cynicism, drunkards, East Europeans, Empathy, Europeans, generational abuse, lack of father figure, machismo, mexican culture, PITY, pixels, Puns, remorse, Resentment, society, violent, Virgin Mary

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4145
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gods Slained:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the true essence of Mexican culture in all its violent, cynical, and aggressive glory! Join us and embrace your inner machismo as you navigate through a world where men are expected to be nasty, brutish, and above all, irresponsible.

But don’t worry, our server is not just about toxic masculinity – we also offer a unique experience of generational abuse, where bullying is the primary method of learning how society works. Feel the thrill of being humiliated, beaten, and full of bitterness as you navigate through our virtual world.

And let’s not forget about our special relationship with the Virgin Mary – a complete lack of a father figure means you’ll see God not as a father, but as a mother. So come join us and experience a culture of poorer, bitter, brutish drunkards where feeling pity, empathy, or remorse is punished with further bullying.

So if you’re ready to despise Mexicanhood the same way some Russians despise their own Russianhood, then this is the server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world of resentment, cynicism, and outrageousness like never before. See you in the game!

X-Craft PvP

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

– 1 Huge PvP Map – Small Kit Delays (Even For Donators) – Multiple 1v1 Arenas – Unlock Cool Effects To Show Off – Dominate The 1v1 Leaderboard – Dominate The /balancetop Leaderboard – Buy Items with /shop

xcraft.fadehost.com

Just Add Bacon

Creative, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	108
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	4023
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Just Add Bacon is about adding bacon to everything…and having fun on Minecraft 1.8! Just Add Bacon Network currently has:

We are also adding more servers as we grow.

Just Add Bacon (or JAB as we refer to it), is a fun, friendly environment for players of all ages. We have a dedicated staff team, but are always looking for people who would like to help, be it moderating chat or making YouTube videos of your adventures or builds on the network. We also offer rewards for voting, ranging from ingame money, items, and monthly ranks for top voters!

jabmc.com

CCEU.EU

PvP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

This server has alot to do. We have build wich is curently Off because of glitch abusing, we have skypvp and we have Team-Warfare. also my name is ThisHDGamer and owner CCCoder gave me permission to publish servers

CCEU.eu

SentinelCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	5530
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

CRACKED || BUNGEE || 24/7 || 1.17/1.18 || SURVIVAL || LAND CLAIM – GRIEF PREVENTION – TOWNY || MCMMO || LWC || ECONOMY || SKYBLOCK || CAVEBLOCK || MOB ARENA || MINIGAMES

The Sentinelcraft Network is a bungee server that was founded in May 2013. It’s been running for over 8 long years and has grown a mature dedicated community and staff. Our rules are also well defined to make your stay enjoyable, friendly and fun! We don’t support griefing, disrespectful behaviour or raiding other players’ bases.

Here at Sentinelcraft we value the community and do many community driven events such as: Roll on wednesday, Trivia on Friday, and many seasonal events for Easter, Year anniversary, Halloween, Christmas and much more! We also have a Stable Economy thanks to player trading!

We also have a set of plugins that will keep you entertained without making things complicated or influencing your vanilla-like experience.

Each gameplay experience is set on a specific world and a specific server for the sake of those who either want to play together in towns, venture off making their own protected claim or simply just want the challenge of Skyblock or Caveblock. You can check our website for more information — http://www.sentinelcraft.net

Besides the regular servers that contain the survival or skyblock game modes we also have a dedicated resource world with custom generation, Flatgrass (Creative only world) and minigames (MobArena, spleef ..)! Hope you join and have fun!

play.sentinelcraft.net

Welcome to KnightCraft From BluePandazzz

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

(Online) Welcome to KnightCraft! We are a loved community waiting for other players to join our adventure! We are a faction and survival server. Owner is not on right now, but our Admin, BluePandazz is on and she can help you! 🙂 If you join say BluePandazz Invited you. And if you want to sign up for staff, Ill give you a book and quill and you can write! 🙂 You can even do a builder test. Just ask one of the staff if you can do a builder test. Anyways, I hope you join our growing community! I would love it if you came and meet me, BluePandazz! Join now 🙂

23.95.30.235

OneCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Enchantments Applied:	257
Dimension Hops:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Begin your journey as a lowly peasant in the great city of OneCraft. Prepare yourself for your forthcoming adventures within the protection of the city. Set off throughout the world to build your empire, crush your enemies and grow your legend.

OneCraft is a professionally run Minecraft server ran on premium hardware with powerful scripts in place to ensure a smooth gaming experience. OneCraft is hosted on a dedicated Linux server; this means you’ll experience a more responsive environment and almost no down-time! We use an array of unique and powerful plugins to allow players to express themselves creatively.

onecraft.co.uk

MMC

Economy, FTB, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Towny Survival Economy Active mods

s.myminecraft.com

rooscraft

Factions

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

ROOS-CRAFT This server contains great ranks and more games: FACHIONS AUTOSCOOTERS ip roosbert..de

217.114.196.21

Not Your Normal Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

You have got to see it to believe it.

198.154.120.253

Skelacraft

Creative, Roleplay

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1380	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Buildings Constructed:	29
Divine Spears Created:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

– You can world Edit, If you dont know how to we even have a tutorial for you! – Redstone ISN’T disabled, You might say well then your server will lag. Wrong. – If a friend betrays you we can roll your plot back :O – Only you can people you add can build on your plot. – We offer =3= types of plot worlds unlike the normal 1. – We have a Normal plot world, Ender Plot World, And Nether Plot world – We allow you to claim 2 plots! – We are family friendly so chat will be safe! – We have 10 BUILD ranks so you always have a new goal to push for! What we have planned for the future of the server: – REAL money build competitions. If you win a competition you deserve a nice prize 🙂 – We want to add some more roleplay features like pets, etc. – Opening a free build world. Join our server at: 192.99.211.224:25565

skelacraft.net

Optimus Craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	8031	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Optimus Craft is a unique whitelisted Minecraft Community with a history stretching back more than 4 years. We have always maintained a strict application policy through the website in order to select friendly, social and trustworthy players only. This has created a great player base and an unprecedented atmosphere on both our Forums and Server.

We offer a main Survival (and Building) world along with the Creative World and several lovely minigames. Great Events, Building Contests and projects make Optimus Craft totally worth the shot!

Apply for the Whitelist on optimuscraft.com !

mc.optimuscraft.com

Dique MC

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Dique MC is an Argentine server founded on July 31, 2014.

We have created this server with a lot of enthusiasm, love and effort so that together with you we can share many moments of laughter, surprises and new friends.

This server has a Survival World and Skyblock. We have economy, pets, skins for non-premium players and many more things.

We thank you in advance for visiting us and choosing us. We are waiting for you!

mc.diquemc.com

Mcx.Minecraft-Romania.ro

Creative, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Animals Bred:	199
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

93.114.82.199

CakeMine

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2551
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Welcome to CakeMine.net! CakeMine is a MiniHub Economy server, featuring Survival, Creative, and Games.

Creative: – Normal terrain, land claiming

Games: – SkyWars – CreeperArena -MobArena

Thanks for taking a look at CakeMine, and we hope to see you on the server earning some ≈Bacons!

cakemine.net

NetRox

Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1313
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

SkylivePvP – PvP with Style!

SkylivePvP is a Skypvp server with German/English players! There is an event every day at 8 p.m.! The event is different “every day”. We have a cool SkylivePvP team and have a lot of fun on the server!! If you want, you can join us!

Our IP is: SkylivePvP.tekkit.de

Kein Tekkit Server xD sondern Bukkit!!

We would be happy if you came by! 😀

5.62.96.27