Blocky Banter Brigade: Where Pixels and Puns Collide!

4chan subculture, AGGRESSIVE, AMERICANS, Arabs, banter, bitter, blocky, Brigade, bullying, collide, cynical, cynicism, drunkards, East Europeans, Empathy, Europeans, generational abuse, lack of father figure, machismo, mexican culture, PITY, pixels, Puns, remorse, Resentment, society, violent, Virgin Mary

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Farms Harvested:	824
Astral Projections Made:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	160	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the true essence of Mexican culture in all its violent, cynical, and aggressive glory! Join us and embrace your inner machismo as you navigate through a world where men are expected to be nasty, brutish, and above all, irresponsible.

But don’t worry, our server is not just about toxic masculinity – we also offer a unique experience of generational abuse, where bullying is the primary method of learning how society works. Feel the thrill of being humiliated, beaten, and full of bitterness as you navigate through our virtual world.

And let’s not forget about our special relationship with the Virgin Mary – a complete lack of a father figure means you’ll see God not as a father, but as a mother. So come join us and experience a culture of poorer, bitter, brutish drunkards where feeling pity, empathy, or remorse is punished with further bullying.

So if you’re ready to despise Mexicanhood the same way some Russians despise their own Russianhood, then this is the server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world of resentment, cynicism, and outrageousness like never before. See you in the game!

Yggdrasil – The universe of Lindegaard

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Yggdrasil is a Survival Server with a taste of Nordic Mythology. Yggdrasil is the name of the world tree connecting the 9 worlds. Asgaard (Survival) is the first world. Explorer Asgaard and find the way to Midgaard (Creative), Alfheim (aSkyBlock), Helheim (Nether) or Muspellheim (Plot world).

mc.lindegaard.one

CocoCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mines Excavated:	2999	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome to Cococraft, a friendly Minecraft community!

We are a free, dedicated 24/7 non-whitelisted server that accepts anyone under the terms that you follow our rules, and you have registered. Our main goal is to provide a fun and inviting server in which you will be proud to be a member of. Our server is filled with many kind and unique players. If you aren’t already a member of the community, we hope that it will interest you in being an addition to the growing community. In addition to that, we have a team of friendly staff who aim to keep your stay as fun and enjoyable as possible.

cococraft.nuclearfallout.net

Gage and ricky

Creative

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ores Mined:	6479	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Buildings Constructed:	42
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

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66.85.184.34

JustSurvival.net – Land Claim Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	126	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Fast Dedicated Server. Loaded with RAM Teamspeak3 Friendly! Mature

Make JustSurvival.net your Survival /home!.

Survival, its all we do!

Our Community is Friendly and well managed. We maintain a mature, minecraft focused public chat and active Staff and Moderators to assist should problems arise!

This Server offers a No Grief and No Raiding Survival Multiplayer Minecraft experience. Game Difficulty is set on Default.

claim.justsurvival.net

DCS

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	146
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Small Norwegian minecraft server, this is not one of the big popular ones with thousands of members who play daily. This is just a small server for you and some friends, where you can meet other small groups of friends. Or maybe you come all alone? Here it is simply about surviving and building a great home. Good grief protection that secures all blocks you set out. So that only you and your friends can touch them. Norwegian-speaking staff. We also include some extra worlds [PVP, creative og minigames] These are not of the same standard as the large servers

English Just a small norwegian server, new signs are normally written in English, but many things is still an will be written in norwegian. Use Google translate *hint hint*

Normally 24/7 but some downtime will happen Closed form 12. feb to 25. feb

dcs.sytes.net

Simple-Craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8400	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

This is a small summary of simple-craft.de We offer you a lot of fun, Since you have up to 3 plots of land (150*150) available, you can there let your creativity run wild. We are not yet an old server and are looking for nice new players There is a lot to discover and we are always trying to make the server more interesting Here is a small list of everything we have installed on our server: Various mines, animal farm, mob farm, skyblock, plotme, chess, colormatch, jobs/ranks, clans, admin shop, lockette, freebuild and much more Events will take place regularly Just take a look and see for yourself what it all looks like We look forward to seeing you

simple-craft.de:25564

Hollyweed Minecraft

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	6617	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Star Shards Collected:	274
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

The best Roleplay Server with proper plugins included for more cool gameplay, you can always give us a suggestion what you want and it will be put into the server 🙂

play.hollyweed-minecraft.com

Empire of Ordin

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
New Chunks Explored:	999717	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Welcome to Ordin! We offer a regular Towny server experience with a long living, close community of friends! Join us on or discord for some good times! 🙂

ordin.duckdns.org

Eiserner Orden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Star Shards Collected:	99	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Towns Built:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

– Stable server – Teamspeak3-Server – own forum – Dedicated team with experienced players between 14 and 30 years old that needs reinforcements – Vip-System

eisernerorden.de

Craftacia

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

This was founded so that friends from our old server could come together and once again have a blast! I started this new one with the same ideals as the old. We hold true to being friendly and respectful to all players. If however, a player chooses to be ignorant and disrespectful, our staff and Admin will take care of it. We hope that players find the server fun, safe from spammers and griefers. The plugins of the server help to deter griefers, as well as roll their damage back if one were to do so.

192.99.221.226

FayzePvP

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

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185.28.188.161

Minevolt Network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	3160	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

A Unique Towny Server with many fun plugins! Good family server with friendly staff thats always there to help Donation ranks with awesome perks! we have Towny, Jobs, McMMO and awesome stuff that will provide you with an awesome time!

Battle monsters in various MobArenas set up throughout the world, challenge others in open world PvP, Battle others in PvP minigames, ride EnderDragons, Set up Mob-free, PvP-Free Towns with Towny commands, Catch Mobs with Chicken Eggs and turn them into spawn eggs, Catch Mobs with Leashes and Train them to become awesome bodyguards, Create NPCs in your towns, open up Playershops, and MORE! Theres so much to do at MyekaanCraft youll find something new everyday.

All of this crammed into a Survival server, able to access with a Vanilla Minecraft Client!

Hope to see you soon!

Plugins installed on server: Essentials, Dynmap, Towny, McMMO, McJobs, InfernalMobs, MobArena, PvPArena, DragonTravel, EchoPet, MyPet, Citizens, Denizen, HyperConomy, MORE

minevolt.net

LoneWolves Network

Factions, Prison, PvP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	New Chunks Explored:	740427
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	266
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

We are a 24/7 Factions and Prison server and strive to be a community that is friendly, competitive, and helpful! With a lot of in-game features new and old, a forum, teamspeak, and more! What are you waiting for? Come join the fun today! IP: lonewolves.net Lonewolves is hosted on a dedicated server, we love being lag free.

lonewolves.net

NewBlockEnvy

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

A 1.8 Minecraft server that has Survival/PVE/Creative Players will receive a simple starter kit. We also have Precious Stones for players to protect their homes.

No griefing. No hacking. Be respectful. Have fun!

167.114.102.176:25593

Quick Network

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Quick Network is a small, community based survival server. We wish to grow our community and populate the server. We are very welcoming to all new players! So join today!

66.85.149.210