Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the catch – the treasure was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who only moved to the rhythm of disco music!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into flying pigs who can soar through the skies and rain down bacon on unsuspecting mobs. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles using only their best block-building moves.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	208	Runes Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Love Letters Sent:	6
Star Shards Collected:	293	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9250

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7725	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Crops Grown:	3268
Zombie Dances:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	522826
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	71
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchantments Applied:	298
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	89	Crops Grown:	1917
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9747	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Star Shards Collected:	199	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.