Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the catch – the treasure was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who only moved to the rhythm of disco music!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into flying pigs who can soar through the skies and rain down bacon on unsuspecting mobs. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles using only their best block-building moves.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	7858	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	158	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crops Grown:	8477
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	758
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Alien Abductions:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Farms Harvested:	715	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2705	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7408	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Towns Built:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Enchantments Applied:	86
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mines Excavated:	4782
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!