Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the catch – the treasure was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who only moved to the rhythm of disco music!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into flying pigs who can soar through the skies and rain down bacon on unsuspecting mobs. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles using only their best block-building moves.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dimension Hops:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Endless Night Skies:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Emeralds Found:	3549
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Star Shards Collected:	248
Animals Bred:	17	Emeralds Found:	2334
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Crops Grown:	8418
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Runes Activated:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3259	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Farms Harvested:	458
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.