Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

Baes, blocky, double standards, empowerment, enjoyment, feminism, Gender Roles, Intimacy, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, negative hormones, patriarchal beliefs, Pleasure, sacrifice, self worth, Server, sex, sexual satisfaction, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, whore moans, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the catch – the treasure was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who only moved to the rhythm of disco music!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into flying pigs who can soar through the skies and rain down bacon on unsuspecting mobs. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles using only their best block-building moves.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchantments Applied:	101

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Armor Forged:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	213	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ores Mined:	3691
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Farms Harvested:	773	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Villages Defended:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magic Items Found:	6559	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.