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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2377 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
And don’t even get us started on the lack of whales. Seriously, who wants to play on a server without whales? Our server is so whale-friendly, we even have a pet whale named Bob who swims around in our virtual ocean and gives out free diamonds to players.
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable building choices, random explosions, and an endless supply of llama drama. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and join our server today!