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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 9007 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 54 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Our server is so epic that it will literally stop you from ending your life. How, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player was feeling so down and out that they were about to jump off a virtual cliff in Minecraft. But just as they were about to take the plunge, a magical unicorn appeared out of nowhere and told them about our server. Intrigued, the player decided to give it a try and lo and behold, they were instantly filled with joy and wonder!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let us save you from the depths of despair with our crazy adventures, wacky characters, and endless fun! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?