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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5098 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.
So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?