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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 4500 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.
So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?