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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 9013 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.
So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?