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Players: 106/700 Votes: 9383
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 21

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where reality is just a distant memory and the possibilities are endless!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).

Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.

Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!

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  • TastyTexture Minecraft SMP

    TastyTexture Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 8579
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic place to play with your friends and enemies. Like, you can build giant penis statues and no one will judge you. And the best part is, the admins are all secretly llamas in disguise. Like, they’ll ban you if you don’t sacrifice a chicken every full moon. But don’t worry, the chickens respawn so it’s all good.

    And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.

    So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.

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  • EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!

    EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 7201
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Votes: 6364

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where education is actually important? Do you want to escape to a place where learning is optional and chaos reigns supreme? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the Department of Education doesn’t exist because we blew it up with TNT!

    Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build whatever you want, fight off hordes of zombie politicians, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs education when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join us now and experience the thrill of living in a world without rules or responsibilities. Just watch out for the creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos we’ve created on this server!

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  • CraftyTradeWars

    CraftyTradeWars
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 6410
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 77
    Emeralds Found: 3106 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where china is filing lawsuits against the US with the world trade organization over tariffs! like wtf bro, who knew minecraft could be so political? join us for some crazy drama and build your own trade empire while avoiding getting sued by china. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and llamas wearing suits. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem

    GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 590
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 336 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got glaciers shrinking faster than your mom at a buffet! u gonna see some wild changes in the microbiomes of our glacier-fed streams, like algal biomass poppin off like confetti at a party and microbial diversity that’ll make your head spin like a minecraft block.

    our streams gonna be healthier than a vegan on a juice cleanse, but watch out cuz the species dynamics gonna be more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. u never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a wild ride! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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  • RusticMC

    RusticMC
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 4298
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    RusticMC is a community-oriented survival server. You can choose to join our main community village, or you can venture out and do your own thing. It’s all up to you 🙂

    The server was established on September 10th, 2024. There will be no map resets.

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  • Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5

    Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 8071
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Divine Spears Created: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

    We got that dawg in us, like we’re barking up the wrong tree but in a good way.

    Join us and unleash your inner canine, build a doghouse, dig up bones, and mark your territory.

    It’s a woof-tastic time, trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Let’s bark up some fun together!

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  • DepositDrama Minecraft Server

    DepositDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 4762
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Mines Excavated: 2929 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 60 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 181 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn flowers into resin art and friendships into drama! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of crafting and relationships.

    Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix deep pour resin, molds, and silica gel powder with a sprinkle of betrayal? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask our player who got ghosted for 3 years only to be hit up for a refund out of the blue. Talk about a plot twist!

    But don’t worry, we’re not all about the drama. We also have a thriving polymer clay online store and a community of players who are just trying to survive their own real-life surgeries and medical woes. It’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more crafting and less McDreamy.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of creativity, chaos, and unexpected twists like this? Come for the resin art, stay for the friendships that may or may not stand the test of time. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of resin)!

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  • NoPartyForYou19

    NoPartyForYou19
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 9620
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Villages Defended: 18
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your daughter’s 19th birthday party drama? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and non-stop fun! 🎉

    🚗 Need a ride to the coolest virtual hangout spot? We got you covered! Our mods will drive you around in style, just like this mom drives her daughter everywhere. No need to worry about causing accidents, we promise a smooth ride to all the best in-game locations! 🚗

    🎓 Not sure what to do with your virtual life? No problem! Just like this daughter, you can take your time figuring out your next move. No pressure to go to college or get a full-time job here! We support your indecisiveness and encourage you to explore all your options. 🎓

    🎈 Planning a birthday bash for yourself or your virtual friends? We’ve got the perfect party spot for you! Our server is the place to be for epic celebrations and sleepovers. Just make sure to clear it with the mods first, we want to keep the peace and avoid any anxious moments like this mom. 🎈

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as entertaining as this Reddit post! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and excitement on our server? See you there! 😉

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  • CraftyTariffWars

    CraftyTariffWars
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 6678
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 1464
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 25
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!

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  • Pixel Unity Land

    Pixel Unity Land
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 8069
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

    imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

    our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

    we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

    so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Twin Trouble Heart Havoc

    Twin Trouble Heart Havoc
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 5358
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 76 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

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    yo, dis server be like havin twins but instead of babies, you get heart disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games in dis wacky world. if you got twins and normal blood pressure, you gonna be twice as likely to have cardiovascular disease on dis server. but if you had high blood pressure during pregnancy, oh boy, da risk is eight times higher! join now for a heart-pounding adventure like no other! twin power, activate!

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  • Gyaru Land Quest 1.21

    Gyaru Land Quest 1.21
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 4102
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 575120 Animals Bred: 101
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9539 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

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    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Because Gyaru Lives Matter, duh! We’re all about those kawaii girls with the big eyes and cute outfits, so if you’re into that, you’ll fit right in!

    We’ve got the most lit parties in all of Minecraft, with pixelated cocktails and virtual dance floors that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, our custom mods will have you looking like a Gyaru queen in no time.

    And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We’ve got players duking it out in the name of Gyaru solidarity, with sparkly swords and rainbow-colored armor. It’s a sight to behold, my dude.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Gyaru Lives Matter in the world of Minecraft! Let’s spread the kawaii love and have a blast together!

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  • WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

    WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 2879
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 119
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think they can ruin your wedding dress and get away with it? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • DadCraftFuneral

    DadCraftFuneral
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 4128
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9392 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Ores Mined: 6629

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a funeral-themed experience like no other.

    Picture this: you log on and find out your ex-husband’s ghost is haunting the server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. But don’t worry, his father and sister are also there – and they’re not too happy about it. Will you team up with them to banish the ghost, or join forces with your ex to pull off some epic pranks?

    With funeral viewings, probate processes, and family drama galore, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to navigate the world of life insurance while grieving and helping your virtual children cope with their feelings?

    So come on down to our server – where the funeral drama never ends, and the grief is all too real. Just remember, you might want to pack some tissues and a sense of humor before you log on.

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  • MillionaireMinecraftSMP

    MillionaireMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 3293
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Dimension Hops: 12
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Zombie Dances: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

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    Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being a millionaire and still having problems? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and all your millionaire problems will disappear faster than you can say “diamonds!”

    Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds in our SMP and suddenly a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena. You join in, laughing and having the time of your life. Next thing you know, you’ve struck a deal with the creepers to protect your diamonds in exchange for some sick dance moves. Problem solved!

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been building a mansion in survival mode and run out of materials? Well, in our SMP, we have a magical unicorn that poops out building materials whenever you need them. Just ask nicely and the unicorn will deliver!

    And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Sounds impossible, right? Wrong! In our SMP, anything is possible, even defeating the Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to all your millionaire problems. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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