Are you tired of worrying about political instability and the impending doom of global warming? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is the safest place to live, with no corrupt politicians or rising sea levels to worry about.

Join us and build your dream home in a land where the sun always shines, the grass is always green, and the creepers are always friendly. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out any pesky mobs or griefers, so you can rest easy knowing your creations are safe.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of our world?

So why wait? Join us now and experience the safest and most exciting Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to leave!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 313
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Crops Grown: 1082 Love Letters Sent: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Towns Built: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Mines Excavated: 3544 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Animals Bred: 64 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

    Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

    also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Potions Brewed: 134
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 113749 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

    Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • GearedToSurvive

    GearedToSurvive

    Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

    A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

    Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

    you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • PeepHub

    PeepHub

    Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

    Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server
    Server Name CozyCraft SMP Season 2
    Version

    Overview

    CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is CozyCraft SMP? CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
    How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2? To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
    What makes CozyCraft SMP unique? CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
    Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders? No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Falling into the Void: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

    Fly in My Room Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 152
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

    > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Towns Built: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • TripWithoutBae

    TripWithoutBae
    Are you tired of relationship drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Well, look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, our server is so awesome that even your step siblings will want to join in on the fun.

    Forget about gas, hotels, and boat fees – on our server, everything is free! And the best part? No one will accuse you of cheating, because the only thing you’ll be cheating is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty Minecraft wings.

    So pack your virtual bags and hop on board – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep as you stay up all night building the Minecraft empire of your dreams. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ParanoidSteveMC SMP

    ParanoidSteveMC SMP
    Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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