Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY