Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 15 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Herobrine Sightings: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY