Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Potions Brewed: 83 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY