Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
Dimension Hops: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6545
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 4239
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY