Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY