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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 3682 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good time. Want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn? Go for it! Feel like challenging a dragon to a dance-off? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule, but who reads those anyway?).
So come on down and join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome to escape to?