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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2359 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 146 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Animals Bred: | 142 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good time. Want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn? Go for it! Feel like challenging a dragon to a dance-off? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule, but who reads those anyway?).
So come on down and join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome to escape to?