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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7002 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 4823 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good time. Want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn? Go for it! Feel like challenging a dragon to a dance-off? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule, but who reads those anyway?).
So come on down and join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome to escape to?