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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6912 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
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