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The Wose on the Front Page Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is da wose on da fwont page! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. You haven’t lived until you’ve been defeated by a llama in a diamond helmet.

3. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re fighting for your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Swedish Porn Minecraft SMP – Not So Sexy Language

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.

But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	39	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Game Start Minecraft Server

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Oh, sweet summer child, the game has already started on our Minecraft server! But don’t worry, you haven’t missed out on anything yet because our server operates on a different time zone – the realm of infinite possibilities and endless adventures!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Sunny and Ghost General – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft SMP, where you can join the intergalactic bandit and the blue ghost on their crazy adventures! Forget about drama and get ready for some epic shenanigans with SunnySplosion and Mogu Ghost.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	258	Players Killed by Monsters:	5304

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Trump’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build the best wall and make Minecraft great again!

With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

>Alright time to finally play an ARPG… Minecraft SMP

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>Yo, forget about that boring ARPG, come join our Minecraft SMP where the real action is at!>We’ve got creepers that do the cha-cha, villagers that break out into song and dance, and don’t even get me started on the talking cows!>But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and flying llamas!>So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Sleepland Minecraft server

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Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players

For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21

Rules:

1 Don’t destroy anything

2 You don’t have to follow the rules

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Fates Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon girl’s water margin? Well, look no further! Join our server for a Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle sea monsters and ride on the back of Nautilus to victory!

But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	93

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AuraForge

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**Join Our New SMP!**

**Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!

**Features:** – Custom Enchants – Economy:** – Custom Skills & Leveling System:** – Land Claims:**

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineZones

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MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal

MineZones is a Minecraft network that offers a wide selection of gamemodes all featuring custom models, custom textured items, custom guis, custom menus & more!

Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.

Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!

Discord: discord.gg/minezones

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	5851	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

No-Woman-Sex Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of not getting any action in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of excitement and pleasure. Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about your real-life dry spell. Who needs women when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust us, you won’t miss it at all! Join now for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecraft SMP – /dsg/ – Dank Souls Games

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable server out there! Join us if you dare for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and mayhem.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dragon Ball Useless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the crazy and wacky adventures you can handle!

Join us and embark on a journey to find out who the most useless character in Dragon Ball is (spoiler alert: it’s not Yamcha)! But that’s not all – we have insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a lava lake? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship…or just have a really good time. See you there!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magic Items Found:	3650
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New X3D CPUs Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on servers with outdated CPUs that can’t handle your epic builds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is powered by the brand new X3D CPUs that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby’s bottom! Join us and experience the thrill of building without any lag or glitches holding you back.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization, and players who explore deep enough may uncover hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and creepers, because they’re nothing compared to the real danger of missing out on all the fun!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2