BlockRage Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of raging every time a creeper blows up your house or a skeleton snipes you from a mile away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the cure for your anger management issues! Join us and experience the magical healing powers of our virtual world where setbacks are just opportunities for hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of angry wolves start chasing you because you accidentally hit one with your pickaxe. But fear not, on our server, you can tame those wolves and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!

Or how about the time you tried to build a simple house but ended up creating a giant statue of a chicken instead? Only on our server can you turn your building blunders into works of art that will leave your fellow players in stitches.

So come join us and say goodbye to anger and hello to endless laughter and fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have exploding creepers and derpy chickens to keep you entertained?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Animals Bred:	200
Emeralds Found:	6086	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

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come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	2980
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	148
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Tattoo Drama Craft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4178
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	16
Love Letters Sent:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyQuotez

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“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Emeralds Found:	4865
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Farms Harvested:	744
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/claw-isle-2/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	131
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7014	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HangryCraft

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.