Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Holy Grails Found: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 3699

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

    Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays
    IP Address play.broomstix.net
    Default Ports N/A
    Discord Server https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
    Online In-game Map https://map.broomstix.net/

    Features:

    • Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
    • Bedrock and Java cross-play
    • Hard difficulty
    • Custom enchantments
    • Teleport mobs with lead
    • Free fly on Sundays
    • ProtectionStones for land claiming
    • Bartering economy system
    • No griefing
    • Main PvP arena with keep inventory
    • Random teleportation in overworld
    • In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
    • Minecraft-Discord integration
    • Responsive staff
    • Voting ranks and rewards
    • Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

    Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

    Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

    Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

    Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

    Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 204
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Evil Villain Minecraft Server

    Evil Villain Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

    ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Emeralds Found: 1077
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

    DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

    Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

    Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

    Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Villages Defended: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Mines Excavated: 1068

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BabyBumpBucks

    BabyBumpBucks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

    Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CelebrityScape SMP

    CelebrityScape SMP
    Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Mines Excavated: 2228
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

    MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

    Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Magic Items Found: 6277 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

    DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt
    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2310 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zapene Pixelmon

    Zapene Pixelmon

    ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Crops Grown: 3966

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

    IP Address play.mushroomvalley.net
    Features Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
    Modded No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
    Dynamic Map View Map
    Discord Join Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded? No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
    How old is the server? The server is 1 week old.
    What plugins does the server have? Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
    Is the community friendly? Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Emeralds Found: 4733
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Farms Harvested: 267 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

    DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Emeralds Found: 3855
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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