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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 460 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Votes: | 4538 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal to the Netherworld, where you’ll encounter a friendly army of zombie pigmen who just want to throw a killer dance party.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks why you joined, just tell them, “That’s it, I’m voting Trump!”