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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 7093 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 4342 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal to the Netherworld, where you’ll encounter a friendly army of zombie pigmen who just want to throw a killer dance party.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks why you joined, just tell them, “That’s it, I’m voting Trump!”