Blockheadz Minecraft Server

BlockHeadz, Clueless, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Frustration, funny, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, humor, idiot, lessons learned, love, Minecraft, mistake, partner, red flags, regret, relationship, relationship advice, Self Discovery, Server, Significant Other, warning signs

Have you ever had a moment where you realized you were dating a complete moron? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of players who make you question how they even manage to turn on their computers.

From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, the antics on this server will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t even get us started on the love triangles that form over who gets the last diamond block.

So if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for one of our resident blockheads!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9168	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Love Letters Sent:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	5616
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Buildings Constructed:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Emeralds Found:	3950	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Items Found:	3545	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Buildings Constructed:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	4103
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	106	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Ores Mined:	9962
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crops Grown:	5835
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Void Gems Collected:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ores Mined:	5466
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.