Have you ever had a moment where you realized you were dating a complete moron? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of players who make you question how they even manage to turn on their computers.

From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, the antics on this server will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t even get us started on the love triangles that form over who gets the last diamond block.

So if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for one of our resident blockheads!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Astoria

    Astoria

    Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Friends Zone

    Friends Zone

    The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Villages Defended: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • idkSMP

    idkSMP

    A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Animals Bred: 127
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Mine Down Under

    Mine Down Under

    An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • TerraCraft

    TerraCraft

    EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

    CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

    CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 141 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Dimension Hops: 12
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • AphelionMC

    AphelionMC

    AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Gods Realm Romania

    Gods Realm Romania

    Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

    Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Zombie Dances: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1526 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Valatic

    Valatic

    A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Oasis Network

    Oasis Network

    Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Servvival Network

    Servvival Network

    Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • RomanMC

    RomanMC

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Wafflez Snapshot Server

    Wafflez Snapshot Server

    WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SoloLegends

    SoloLegends

    Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 179 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Arcadia Minecraft

    Arcadia Minecraft

    Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 848
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Villages Defended: 17 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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