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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 5949 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 147 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!